FAQ

What the hell is PHACOUGH?

Pronunciation: fä 'kof

Function: intransitive verb

Date: 1929
usually vulgar : SCRAM - usually used as a command

This site was created for all the times you were told to phacough but never had a place to goto... and for all the times you told somebody to phacough
**now you can give them directions!
PHACOUGH is a word you can spell and print without worry, but have to put a hand over your mouth to say... We want you to tell your friends (as well as those you don't like) to phacough . So Please enjoy your visit to our site and come back often. Don't forget to take a look at our on-line store to get YOUR OWN phacough tee-shirts and look at ALL of our other shirts to find the shirt to help express yourself completely!

Make sure you tell everybody to phacough !!!! (.com)

T-Shirts? Really?

Yes, T-shirts.... have some damn fun for cryin out loud!
All orgional designs... (I never claimed they were MY orgional Designs) but someones orgional designs.

What kind of shirts are these?

They are the cheapest shirts I can lay my hands on. I am not a huge purchaser so I do not buy in bulk (unless you, my customers, get to that point) so I currently buy retail. Yes, I shop wal-mart too. ALL shirts are new...
I do not shop goodwill... now theres a thought!... just kidding. All shirts are new and unworn... we will not re-sell a worn shirt, I may occasionally sell "Botched" shirts at DEEP discounts but they will be clearly identifed in the sale.

How are they constructed?

They are heat transfer vinyl, the best solution for one off shirts. I do not do silk screen (which is best for large production high volume). If you order a Black shirt the vinyl will be white. (basically a negitive of the image in Black shown on the site).

Can I order them in Bulk?

Yes, I currently do not have bulk options on the on site ordering, but contact me and we can arrange something for you.

What are your Shipping Policies?

We try to ship as fast as possible, but your shirts are made after you order due to the custom nature of the products. If you need your order by a certain date, please contact us PRIOR to ordering to see if it is possible. Thank you!

Most orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail. Shipping averages 2-3 business days (Please make sure you add this to your processing time). You will receive a tracking number so you can track the arrival of your package.

What are your Return Policies?

We offer both a refund or exchange option (same design only) with in 30 days from receipt. Each shirt is custom made. All shirts must be UNWASHED and UNWORN.Shipping is not refundable and refunds without an exchange are subject to restocking fees.

For hygienic reasons Sports Bras and Shorts can not be returned
If you have questions, please ask them before placing your order.

We are not responsible for wear and tear on our products due to usage or storage. Depending on how often the shirt is being worn it can wear down and break down the decal... in most cases the shirts will streach but the vinyl wont so in extreme cases it can tear if streached beyond normal use.

You must be at least 18 years of age to purchase from this website.

If you have any questions about our guarantee, please, email us at sales@phacough.com, or call us at 919-980-8800 (Local & International).

How should I care for my awesome new shirt?

Best to wash it inside out and line dry or tumble dry on a low setting.

Can i get free stuff?

Fuck no you cheap bastard!
BUT... if you ask nicely I may send you some discount coupons for extra stuff!